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Mar 21

Download My Mixes

Vegas March 7-11. I tried to look pretty but I have hair all over my face. So Nawt Hawt.

Spinning at the Waterpark for the Situation and Snooki party. It was more like spinning for fetuses and little children. I did not play any clean edit at all. Talk about Fun!

Aug 5

diet

The diet is in full effect. No white rice, fried foods, and mac salad until my break day, which is sunday. It has been four days since my diet started and i already lost 4 pounds. What a great feeling it is to weigh my fat self on the scale and drop the weight in such a small amount of time.

Enough with the bragging but the reason why I started this diet is because my vietnamese cousin, Duong (pronounced Yung), called me, “pat pace,” last week. (Make sure to say pat pace with an accent) I looked at him and said, “what! fat face!” inside of me i was saying, “fuck you fob!” hahaha. Obviously that comment affected me and thus, the one month diet.

Jun 23

Seaworld

Omg seaworld was the bomb.com! Nuff said!

Vacation overload

Wow! My body has been through hell and back! Vegas was insane, san Jose was insane, and san Diego was even more insane! These two trips has been so fun thanks to the honey girls! Represent! Haha! Now, I need to take care of my temple aka body and protect it from that deadly poison, alcohol! My birthday is this Saturday so fucking shoot me if I repeat the same partying habit I performed on my trips, which is binge drinking! Ahhh! I’m probably going to chill but my devilish side wants to live it up. You only live once so let’s see what happens this weekend!

Jun 9

obama

i saw a sticker driving from vegas back to l.a. saying…

One

Big

Ass

Mistake

America!

hahaha.

May 9

nightmare on puppy lane

wholly shit balls. last night, i had the most horrifying dream. my dead best friend aka puppy came back from the dead! her eyes were all white and she was playing with weezy with the intention of hurting him. it was so fucking scary. she had a stench and her fur was covered in blood. she didnt want to be euthanized again and was very bitter of my decision. k thats all i remember.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY BITCHES!

May 6

diet

me and ben are on a diet but when it comes friday, i dont know if that diet will exist or not. so, i made a bet with ben that if i drink, i will give him $500. now im thinking if i do drink, i will give him $500 in monopoly money. the temptation is out there, its the challenge of my will power! damn you party girl tina. damn you bitch!

kim k.

dear kim,

hurry up and send my damn shoes biyatch.